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slyyder ([personal profile] slyyder) wrote2009-01-20 11:48 am

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another from (the customer is) Not Always Right

Eggs, Milk, Bondage Gear…
Retail | Panama City Beach, FL, USA

(I was working for a grocery store in Panama City Beach, which is a big tourist spot. I was bagging this couple’s groceries - which included condoms - when this exchange occurred.)

Me: “So, you must be from out of town, then?”

Customer: “Yeah, we’re only here for a few days. Just getting the necessities, y’know?”

(Just then, a pair of handcuffs comes rolling down the conveyor belt.)

Me: “Just the necessities, eh?”